Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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