ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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