have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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