She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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