4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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