so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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