So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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