So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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