loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
