Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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