You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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