Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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