Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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