so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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