I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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