Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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