Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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