We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
