"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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