Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Randomize
