Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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