Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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