I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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