I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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