i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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