Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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