He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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