Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
My penis needs a shock collar
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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