I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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