i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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