i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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