: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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