how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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