Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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