Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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