Her vagina should come with caution tape.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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