I feel great
I just peed on a car
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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