I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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