Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She announced her abortion via fbk
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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