my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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