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(440): View more from Ohio

you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..

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(812): View more from Indiana

Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.

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(773): View more from Illinois

There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

we've started having sober sex

(203): View more from Connecticut

you really do like him

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(250): View more from British Columbia

dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf

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(802): View more from Vermont

Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?

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(775): View more from Nevada

I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do

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So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.

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(518): View more from New York

Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox

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