The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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