Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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