What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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