Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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