I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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