I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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