have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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