you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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