how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Come see our sink grown plant.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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