garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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