Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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