I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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